So after a brief conversation with DAC [1] today I formed a thought. Those of you that know me know that forming a thought is not only an arduous but more often than not a complete failure. As a result I accept no blame - DAC is solely responsible for this opinion:

Why doesn’t the non-English speaking world start speaking better English? I went out of my way to learn Spanglish, and I continue to learn but figuring out how to add the simple “oh” (long O) sound to the end of words. Yes it is as hard as it sounds. For example, bright urple just doesn’t lend itself to an “O” at the end; however if you drop the “le” and add then add the “oh” you’re in business. Brighto Purpo. Another good example, lets see how many non-English speakers can define Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia [2]. Since their native language is not English they will not know the definition. Now ask me for the definition of the Spanglish version, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiao [3]. Spanglish, being a good language, means that the words that now end in “oh” have the exact same defintion as they do in native English.