ErrorDocument 403 /errors/403.php
# spammers and scanners
Order Allow,Deny
Deny from 69.13.156.208
Deny from 208.57.118.100
Deny from 216.229.143.241
Deny from 12.178.36.25 
Deny from 81.95.146.227 
Deny from 68.83.37.146
Deny from 80.58.205.34
Allow from all

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On

# host rewrite rules
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST}   !^beyondabstraction\.net [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST}   !^security.beyondabstraction\.net [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST}   !^$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^/(.*)         http://beyondabstraction.net/$1 [R=301,L]

# security sub-blog
RewriteRule ^security/?$ /category/security?title=off [R=301,L]

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI}              ^/wordpress.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule wordpress/(.*)            http://beyondabstraction.net/$1 [R=301,L]

# legacy url rewriting
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI}              ^/school.php$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^school.php$		http://%{SERVER_NAME}/stuff/school/ [R=301,L]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI}              ^/school-stuff/?$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} 		class=([^&;]*)? [NC]
RewriteRule .* 			http://%{SERVER_NAME}/stuff/school/%1/? [R=301,L] 

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI}              ^/sonyfs660/?$ [NC]
RewriteRule sonyfs660/?            http://beyondabstraction.net/stuff/vaio-fs660/ [R=301,L]

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI}              ^/projects.php.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule projects.php(.*)?            http://beyondabstraction.net/stuff/projects/$1 [R=301,L]

# bandwidth leechers
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^https?://.*.ebay.com/.*$
RewriteRule .*\.(gif|GIF|jpg|JPG|png|PNG).*$ - [G,L] 

# spammers
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} poker [OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} medicine [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} pills [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} diet [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} viagra [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} mortgage [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} casino [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} insurance [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} loan [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} xanax [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} meridia [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} incest [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} lesbian [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} viagra [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} adult [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} hentai [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} tramadol [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} phentermine [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} gambling [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} texas- [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} holdem [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} pharmacy [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ultram [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} levitra [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} phentermine [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} cialis [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} payday [NC,OR]

# WARNING: any inserted lines need NC,OR... only the last line should be NC
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} tramadol [NC]
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]

# pass everything non-file/dir as a parameter to index
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
</IfModule>